Zeke Meeks vs His Big Phony Cousin by D.L. Green

Author:D.L. Green
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Tags: 9781479521678, 9781479538102, 9781479538126, 9781479552351, Capstone, Picture Window Books, Zeke Meeks, D. L. Green, Josh Alves, Cousins, Humorous Stories, Boys & Men, Readers/Chapter Books
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2014-04-21T00:00:00+00:00

“My cousin Sam has good manners,” I said. “He also eats healthy food, washes people’s dishes, plays the violin, writes music, and makes people laugh.”

“Really?” Hector asked as he pulled some wax from his ear.

Charlie picked at a scab. “Your cousin does all that?”

I nodded. “He made you guys laugh a lot yesterday.”

“He didn’t make us laugh. We were laughing to be polite,” Charlie said.

“Yeah. If someone tells jokes, it’s polite to laugh. You don’t need a manners class to know that,” Hector said.

“I thought that you thought Sam was really funny,” I said.

“I thought that you thought Sam should think we thought he was really funny,” Charlie said.

“Huh?” I asked.

Charlie shrugged. “You seemed happy about having your cousin visit. And I wanted to be polite. So I laughed at his dumb jokes.”

“Me too,” Hector said.

I sighed. “I’m not very happy about my cousin now. He isn’t as great as I thought he’d be. And he isn’t as great as his parents think he is. Sam isn’t perfect. Don’t tell anyone, but he snores really loudly.”

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